actualtrashkan
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26 minutes ago

adult-sasuke:

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

tumblunni
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1 hour ago

nonasuch:

wehaveallgotknives:

brinnanza:

my favorite thing about the cask of amontillado meme (which I LOVE) is that it displays, yet again, how difficult millennials on the internet are to predict. oh, giant company, you want your advertisement to go viral? well this week the kids are obsessed with a short story written in 1846 good fucking luck

oh my dear marketing man,you want me to explain how to track this? well, I could show you a chart that indicates the next five big memes. it is down in my basement, though it is quite cold, and surely you have another engagement to attend.

#I’m not a millennial but I am here for the bricking-up of the vice-presidents of marketing

tumblunni
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1 hour ago
tribune.com.pk

'Dress over pants': Rest of the world finally catches on to Shalwar kameez trend - The Express Tribune

Inspiration or imitation?

phantoms-lair:

bechnokid:

mizulily:

indestructible-vices:

takingbackourculture:

“A new trend has emerged in the [Western] fashion world. Or so they say. Fashion bloggers, stylists, and prominent members of the fashion industry are all talking about the ‘dress over pants’ trend, which Pakistanis have been sporting for as long as we can remember.”

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I saw this Kendall Jenner tweet awhile ago on the internet and I remember thinking, “Hey that’s what us Pakistani and other South Asian women wear all the time; we’ve been wearing these for years. What’s so special about this?” and then I remembered that if you’re white, everything suddenly becomes sooooo chic and stylish!!! And when the rest of us wear it, we’re insulted or stereotyped, get nasty looks, racist remarks etc etc. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of other celebs in the West wearing clothes like this too and of course they all get praised by the media and fashion bloggers for starting some new and creative trends, but the rest of us get crap for wearing our original cultural clothes.

This dress is pretty common in Pakistan, and other South Asian countries. Pakistani women rock this look pretty well:

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Why do they take our fashions and create some bland and boring version of them?

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Here’s another article with historical and modern examples of South Asian (Pakistani and Indian) fashion of which these gorees stole, i mean….were “inspired” by lmao

http://www.comingoffaith.com/style/fashion/you-can-call-it-dress-over-pants-we-just-call-it-the-shalwar-kameez/

- Farah

Pakistanis and Indians do it so much better. Wtf is “dress over pants”

Bangladeshis, too!

There’s also the áo dài, which is the traditional Vietnamese dress.

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I’ve never worn one, but they’re sold nearly everywhere in any Vietnamese community you’d encounter, especially where I live. “Dress over pants”, lmao

I was not familiar with the áo dài, those are gorgeous

tumblunni
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1 hour ago

onemillionwordsofcrap:

A pornbot stole my actual RL name for its blog title, because this information was scattered around in my tumblr. It found my first and middle name, which create an extremely rare combination that I don’t believe for a damn minute was randomly generated.

They’re also taking people’s selfies for camgirl ads and the like. Fortunately I don’t have any up. If I had, I have no doubt they’d be scattered all over a porn blog that also had part of my REAL NAME attached to it. Now think about what happens if someone googles your name for employment purposes, and they come up with not just a porn blog full of camgirl ads, but also pictures that are clearly you.

If you can get into your followers list (I can’t–it shows me less than 25% of my follower count and that’s all, no idea how to fix it) then block any pornbots and spambots. More importantly, whether you have had any problems yet or not, every user reading this needs to get your butt into your post history and yank the selfies, along with any other identifying information.

Because in order to stay safe on Tumblr, a social network, you apparently need to never use it like a social network.

@staff Many of your users are minors. Their images are being used to promote pornography and scams due to abuse of your platform. The situation leaves you with an obvious ethical burden to act–not to mention, wide open to some very harsh litigation and even harsher press. I do not think it’s unreasonable to expect prompt improvement.

@staff @support

tumblunni
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1 hour ago

cheskamouse:

higgsboshark:

The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

This is a powerful positive message..